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This Volkswagen buyer was not rooting for Germany during its World Cup run. Deutschland can keep its wheels, is what he feels
So curves are back and I plunked down Rs25 lakh to pick up that German beauty for my wife this January, only to realise that German engineers seem to be trained in Detroit and that their Teutonic contempt for us poor natives is getting along nicely.
It starts when you realise you can't test-drive their car - notwithstanding their ad budget, Volkswagen and their dealers can't afford a demo car. VW probably thinks - can't the natives just wrap their inferior minds around the fact that you don't test-drive drive an auto-rickshaw; and you don't test drive Das Auto. You wait your turn, my man, and take what you get.
Yes, then they assign a relationship manager to you. Mine is Fraulein Shama Chavan, who never takes my calls or answers text messages-yuck, answer an SMS from an autowallah? Nein, nein! The same is true of Herr Sagar, the customer relations manager listed on their website. He doesn't take calls and text messages either; I guess that speaks for the German passion for uniformity.
Oh yes, manufacturing defects are common in Das Autos. Mismatched reversing lights, vanity lights that don't work, a horrible grating noise from the brakes when you start the car, a radio whose volume control has a mind of its own-the marvel of German Engineering reminds you of Hindustan Motors in the 70's and 80's.
I am a finicky autowallah, when my Rs25 lakh Das Auto is delivered like a Rs80,000 auto-rickshaw, I complain. So I called up Ms Chavan-the Relationship Fraulein-and she promised to send a driver to pick up the car. She didn't. Another reminder and the driver came, took the car and explained that the guttural 'GROINK' at the start is a feature of the enhanced German Brake Technology; and the pirate-like one-eyed reverse-light is standard.
Then they just forgot my RC Book! Come on VW, even autowallahs don't face this. After weeks of follow-up, call-ducking and lost messages (do call up a VW office whenever you can - it is a training-camp for future bad BPO 'executives'), I got irritated.
So I wrote to the Head of this Das Auto Union, Joerg Mueller, and the President of VW India. Usually, I get some response when I write; perhaps a stock email, but some response. But Herr Mueller doesn't talk to us autowallahs either.
By the way, I got my 'Smart Card' RC Book in a few hours by approaching the friendly and efficient Deputy RTO of Navi Mumbai, Shri Rawat.
But I am a glutton for punishment. So the next week when I decided to drive down from Chennai to Mumbai, I asked the Downtown Motors guys to service the car and fix the mud-flaps. Guess what: they forgot the mud-flaps.
Das Auto is right. If you want to be treated like an auto-rickshaw fleet-owner, buy a VW; or just buy Japanese or Korean and get treated like a valued customer; or take an auto and get treated rudely for just 25 bucks, instead of Rs25 lakh.
(The author is the CEO of IDBI Asset Management Company)
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